In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears’s hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! You could be a winner! No purchase [...]
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is [...]
On a bicycle – “Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle”
On car sun shield- “Do not drive with shield in place”
On aerosol cheese can- “Remove cap”
On a fireplace log – “Caution: Risk of Fire”
On a Sears hairdryer – “Do not use while sleeping”
On a bar of Dial [...]
In Honour of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Pick n’ Pay’s peanuts — ‘Warning: contains nuts.’
(talk about a news flash)
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On ClicksChildren Cough Medicine– ‘Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after [...]
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) –
‘Do not turn upside down.’
(well…duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury’s peanuts –
‘Warning: contains nuts.’
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine –
‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication.’
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get [...]